Magna Carta, David Starkey and Fracking

All this David Starkey

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About Magna Carta,

The Great Charter,

And Life, Liberty and Property;

I saw him on the telly,

With his usual pomposity,

But without a hint of irony,

As he talked of ending tyranny;

For as a consequence of fracking,

Our homes now face ransacking,

And so pockets can be lined,

Our homes are undermined.

                                              An English home is your castle?

Why, that’s oh so medieval -

Magna Carta’s not for us,

Our basements turn to dust.

Oh brave new world that has such mining in it.

1066 And All That

Here are a few of the comments of Sellar and Yeatman, from their 1930 classic, on Magna Charter (‘on account of the Latin Magna (great) and Charter (a Charter)’):

1.     That no one was to be put to death, save for some reason – (except the Common People).

2.     That everyone should be free - (except the Common People).

3.     That everything should be of the same weight and measure throughout the Realm - (except the Common People).

4.     That the Barons should not be tried except by a special group of other Barons who would understand.

Magna Charter was therefore the chief cause of Democracy in England, and thus a Good Thing for everyone (except the Common People).

And, for 2015:

1. That no one’s home should be subject to fracking – (except the Common People).